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anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

(via myownstrangesmallworld)

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

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mrjoshmacintosh:

officertoast:

theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT

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ah yes, the staff

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(Source: andrewsatanhussie, via unlesstheylistentonickelback)

anentirelynewhunger:

Sorry for the horrendous quality in the top cap (sshhhh) but look at this little nugget I found. Peter has a polaroid version of the picture he took of Gwen in the first film, stuck to his noticeboard!

(via andrew-and-emma)

rupindah:

A fan dressed as Captain America looks on after USA are defeated 2-1 by Belgium in extra time and knocked out of the World Cup

this is the saddest photoset in the universe

(Source: uefadaily, via smosh)